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Part one is here


- Author?
- Yes
- Hi. It's me, your original character.
- Hello, dear, long time no see. How's life?
- Life is an endless battle: lots of fights, lots of the dangerous situations, lots of villains of all sorts, an occasional natural disaster... so the life is good, I suppose; just what you wanter for me, right? There's only one thing...
- What is it, baby?
- Well, every time when I am staying alone with my Love Interest - you know her ...
- Yes?..
- ... every time when I have a moment with her, just when the things should get a certain turn, you know, the romantic stuff - my eyes are turning pupil-less and start to glow, the cloud of purple electric charges is forming around my magic-affected limb, and my mind is going mushin, the same way when I am berserking, so I have to stop...
- Ah, that! I forgot to tell you: sexual desire is also turning your demonic mode on, just like battle fever, or any other intense agitation. It's a side-effect of your special abilities.
- Gosh!... Can you do something about it? About THIS PARTICULAR part of it??
- To be honest, I never thought about it.
- Dear Author, will you please think about it now?
- But it makes you to look cool. Don't you like it?
- Well, not really. I mean... see, I want my Love Interest to become my girlfriend. A girl can't wait forever. Besides, I'm afraid that she'll start to wonder what's wrong with me!
- Okay, okay, I will think about it. Promise. Now, go and fight a monster, or something, I have things to do.

...........
- Author?
- Are you still here?
- What do you mean "still"? I waited for several hours before knocking into your [mumble] head again!
- Well, it you are here anyway then come closer, see a picture I am working on. It's a chibi, a little gothic e-e-e-evil Red Riding Hood... kawaii, desu ne? :))
- Wha?... oh, yeah, sure, sure, kawaii, whatever you say. ....So, have you thought about it?
- About what?
- About my problem?
- What problem?...
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